Role: Editor-in-Chief
News Categories: Overseeing all content, ensuring journalistic integrity, and setting the overall editorial direction for the publication.

Bio: Alexander Scribe, a small-town legend and master of the written word, has dedicated his career to uncovering the truth behind every neighborhood gossip. With a keen eye for detail, Alexander ensures that the journalistic integrity of the publication is upheld by fact-checking even the most insignificant rumors. When he’s not busy editing articles or chasing local cats, he can be found perfecting his apple pie recipe, which he swears is the secret to eternal happiness.

Bio: Nathaniel Ironword, a seasoned journalist and civic enthusiast, has made it his life’s mission to document the thrilling world of parent-teacher associations, competitive knitting, and the high-stakes atmosphere of city and county meetings. With unyielding dedication, Nathaniel dives headfirst into the intricate power dynamics of bake sales, school fundraisers, and local politics. When he’s not writing hard-hitting articles or attending meetings, Nathaniel enjoys training for the upcoming National Speed Knitting Championship.

Role: Staff Writer
News Categories: Covering the dramatic fluctuations of the local lemonade stand market, investigating the controversial world of underground lawn-mowing races, and reporting on the latest advancements in garden gnome technology.

Bio: Julian Penwright, a business-minded reporter with a penchant for uncovering underground activities, has dedicated his career to the cutthroat world of lemonade stand economics, illicit lawn-mowing competitions, and the fascinating innovations in garden gnome engineering. Julian’s unwavering commitment to exposing the truth has earned him the reputation of being the community’s most dogged investigative journalist. In his free time, Julian enjoys tinkering with his lawnmower and perfecting his secret lemonade recipe.

Bio: Theodore Parchment, an arts and culture enthusiast with an insatiable curiosity, has made a name for himself as the community’s foremost puppet show critic, casserole conspiracy theorist, and gossip connoisseur. Theodore’s vivid writing transports readers into the heart of the puppet theater, while his investigative skills unravel the enigmatic occurrences at the town’s beloved casserole cook-off and the most titillating gossip. In his spare time, Theodore enjoys leading local history walking tours and writing his own steamy romance novels.

Bio: Oliver Quillstone, a science buff and gardening aficionado, is passionate about keeping the community informed on the latest innovations in environmental science and the never-ending mulch debate. Oliver’s tireless efforts to educate his readers on these pressing issues have earned him the nickname “The Mulch Maestro.” When not writing articles or attending city and county meetings, Oliver can be found tending to his award-winning rose.