Welcome to The Omak Republic, your one-stop destination for the most delightfully absurd, comically exaggerated, and downright hilarious news from the heart of our quirky community. We encourage our devoted readers to connect with us, whether it’s to share a laugh, pitch a story that’s so outrageous it must be true, or explore advertising opportunities in our uniquely entertaining publication. Listed below, you’ll find the contact information for our talented news team who put the “fun” in “dysfunctional,” as well as our general newsdesk and advertising contacts.

Newsdesk For news tips, story ideas, or general inquiries, please reach out to our newsdesk: Email: newsdesk@omakrepublic.com

Questions/Advertising For questions or information about advertising opportunities with The Omak Republic: Email: info@omakrepublic.com

Our News Team

Alexander Scribe
Editor-in-Chief
Email: Alexander.Scribe@omakrepublic.com

Nathaniel Ironword
Senior Writer
Email: Nathaniel.Ironword@omakrepublic.com

Julian Penwright
Staff Writer
Email: Julian.Penwright@omakrepublic.com

Theodore Parchment
Staff Writer
Email: Theodore.Parchment@omakrepublic.com

Oliver Quillstone
Staff Writer
Email: Oliver.Quillstone@omakrepublic.com

We eagerly await your correspondence and relish the opportunity to engage with our treasured readers. After all, without your unwavering appetite for the thrilling world of lemonade stand markets, high-stakes bingo showdowns, and heated mulch debates, The Omak Republic simply wouldn’t be the satirical news powerhouse it is today. So, please, do get in touch and let’s continue to navigate the delightfully absurd nooks and crannies of our beloved community, one chuckle-worthy story at a time!