Sun Ranch “Schoolhouse”: Good Hearts, Bad Paper

This deal smells like bathroom process; oh, I mean backroom. Backroom process; thin paperwork; real liability. That is the Schoolhouse pitch. I have supported Rose and the Aeneas Valley Country Store for years; this time I cannot. Not because anyone is against kids. Because the process is opaque; the paperwork is thin; the liability is… Read More Sun Ranch “Schoolhouse”: Good Hearts, Bad Paper

Rural Rumble: Disputes Over Road Rights in Aeneas Valley

In the rugged, if not slightly paranoid, landscapes of Aeneas Valley, WA, the locals have taken to Facebook to weave a narrative so tangled, it could rival grandma’s knitting. The saga ignites with Dan Dorris, fresh to the valley and eager to play mountain gatekeeper, claiming a “suspicious vehicle” was last seen fleeing his justice… Read More Rural Rumble: Disputes Over Road Rights in Aeneas Valley

The Parcel Chronicles: How Aeneas Valley is Shaping the Future of Deliveries!

By Theodore Parchment As your roving reporter, I’ve recently embarked on a grand expedition to survey the magnificent splendor of our very own “Shed-mporiums”. Prepare yourselves for a guided tour into the heart of the Aeneas Valley’s thrilling new world of package drop-offs! 🗺️🔦 First on our list is an ingenious solution that makes use… Read More The Parcel Chronicles: How Aeneas Valley is Shaping the Future of Deliveries!

🤑🏪📦 Attention, fellow Aeneas Valley entrepreneurs! 📦🏪🤑

🤑🏪📦 Attention, fellow Aeneas Valley entrepreneurs! 📦🏪🤑 I’ve heard through the grapevine that some of you are planning to open luxurious, cutting-edge, world-class “stores” to compete with the one and only Aeneas Valley Store! I must say, I’m wildly impressed! 💁‍♂️👏🌟 Since the good ol’ Aeneas Valley Store has decided to charge us (how dare… Read More 🤑🏪📦 Attention, fellow Aeneas Valley entrepreneurs! 📦🏪🤑

USPS Urges Postal Partner Aeneas Valley Country Store to Reconsider Per-Package Charge Policy

3/13/2023 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Washington D.C. – The United States Postal Service (USPS) issued a statement today in response to the new per-package charge policy implemented by Aeneas Valley Country Store (AVCS), a longtime postal partner. “We at the USPS are disappointed to learn of AVCS’s decision to charge customers for using their package service,”… Read More USPS Urges Postal Partner Aeneas Valley Country Store to Reconsider Per-Package Charge Policy

Package Pandemonium: Aeneas Valley Country Store's Bold Move Sparks Community Outrage

Breaking Update 3/15/2023 to this story, click here! Aeneas Valley Country Store, known for their free package drop off/pick up service, is taking a bold step to tackle the overwhelming demand of packages from the community. Starting April 1st, the store will be implementing a per package charge of $2. However, the store owners, Doug… Read More Package Pandemonium: Aeneas Valley Country Store's Bold Move Sparks Community Outrage