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Brewster Police Department: The Masters of Subtlety or Laziest in WA State?

By: Julian Penwright A Deeper Dive into the City’s Law Enforcement Budget, Speeding Ticket Statistics, and Daily Speed Traps, with Opinions from Local Citizens Introduction: In the small city of Brewster, Washington, controversy has arisen over the efficiency and effectiveness of the local police department. With a city budget of approximately $5.5 million, over $1… Read More Brewster Police Department: The Masters of Subtlety or Laziest in WA State?

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A Fruitful Chat with "El Poda," the Enigmatic Pruner of Gebber Farms

By:  Theodore Parchment Once upon a sunny day in the picturesque Brewster area, we had the pleasure of interviewing a Mexican seasonal field worker who goes by the nickname “El Poda.” This enigmatic character has been pruning cherry trees for Gebber Farms with unparalleled finesse. Yet behind the veil of mystery, El Poda reveals a… Read More A Fruitful Chat with "El Poda," the Enigmatic Pruner of Gebber Farms

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Brewster Fire Department Heroes: Taxpayer-Funded Festivities and Generous Local Businesses

Brewster, Omak Republic – In a delightful twist, the Brewster Fire Department has been revealed to be the life of the party, hosting fabulous soirees with the help of public funds and the generosity of local businesses. A mysterious source, who we’ll call “FlameBuster,” has spilled the tea on the department’s high-spirited behavior, leaving taxpayers… Read More Brewster Fire Department Heroes: Taxpayer-Funded Festivities and Generous Local Businesses

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PRESS RELEASE: BREWSTER PD – Unlock Your Inner Daredevil: A Guide to Car Theft Prevention

Press Release Brewster PD Brewster Police Department’s latest press release brings an important message to the community – lock your car, or risk losing it forever! As winter temperatures drop, it’s tempting to leave your car running and warming up before hitting the road. But don’t be fooled by the cozy feeling of a toasty… Read More PRESS RELEASE: BREWSTER PD – Unlock Your Inner Daredevil: A Guide to Car Theft Prevention

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